I know many readers have been excited by the thought of getting their hands on my new book early. A few of you have been emailing me answers already in the hope that they might be correct.
Well, Mr Engskov, your entry of “asshole” is not going to win.
To win your chance of purchasing my new book, Cashing In by Murphy Richards, before publication, complete the following phrase:
“I deserve to be the first person to read Cashing In by Murphy Richards because…”
I will judge the entries and my decision will be final. The winner will be announced on Wednesday.
I reserve the right to not sell you the book. In this eventuality I will not replace the prize with one of equal value.