Ode to Anne Robinson

Shall I compare thee to a ginger wench?
Why dost thou eye not close properly?
I imagine on account of thou low breeding
Which may be seen by thine ginger
And thou neoliberal tax avoidance
Perhaps thou should pay thine taxes
Before I give thee a slap
Thou art yonder weakest of links
Goodbye

It was national poetry day yesterday. I felt inspired.

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